• house guest: your children are so beautiful! how many do you have?
  • calum's wife: we have tw-
  • calum: three.
  • calum's wife: no? we don't we only have-
  • calum: [pets the massive german shepard in his lap]
  • calum's wife: we have 3
  • nirvana-lucas:

    lukes daughter sniffling in class because daddy luke is on tour so he cant make the fathers day party but then the classroom door swings open and theres luke standing in the doorway worried if he disturbed the wrong room but then luke sees his daughter and drops to his knees as she runs and launches herself into her daddy arms

    happilystrong:

    LOOK

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    AT 

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    HARRY’S

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    JAWLINE

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    luke hemmings: a summary (insp)

    (ashton)

    petemaximoff:

    just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

    • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
    • media very “”no”” centred and bias
    • unionists are now attacking yes voters
    • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
    • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
    • our first minister resigns

    please signal boost this 

    foxxycleopatra:

    "Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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