mydogsnokes:

princeofblowjobs:

Lorde Farquaad

pls get this off my dashboard

mydogsnokes:

princeofblowjobs:

Lorde Farquaad

pls get this off my dashboard

safety-officer-barto:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

@ussoccer: From #Miami to #Sampa with the #USMNT

fallontonight:

Jack White’s mom just gets it.

(Gif via)

I was within and without.  Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.

alexshap:

John Oliver explains why we should all be very excited for the World Cup. And why we should also hate FIFA with every ounce of hatred we can collectively muster. 

verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby

verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby